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RoastRate

Verdict ready

The opener

hey stranger 👀

do I know you?

not yet but you should

Game score

Needs a redo

The roast

Confident idea. Delivery has the energy of a pop-up ad.

Try this instead

“Okay, I have to ask—what's your most controversial food take?”

A mock verdict, not a real user submission

The process

Three taps. Zero sugarcoating.

RoastRate keeps the joke pointed at the line, not your whole existence. You get useful feedback, a clean rewrite, and a result made to travel.

Drop the receipts

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RoastRate serves a sharp, non-cruel roast and a 1–100 score for the message—not the person.

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Private by default

The tea stays yours.

Nothing joins the leaderboard or leaves your screen without a clear yes from you. Before a result is shared, names, handles, phone numbers, and other personal details are automatically redacted.

Explicit opt-in

You decide if a verdict is only for you or ready for the board.

Automatic redaction

Personal details are hidden before a share card is created.

Phone shortcut

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iPhone Safari: Share, then Add to Home Screen.

Android Chrome: menu, then Install app or Add to Home screen.

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