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Drop the receipts
Upload the dating-app opener, DM, or text thread that needs a second opinion.
DMs don't lie
We say what theywon't.
Upload a dating or text screenshot. Get an AI roast, a 1–100 game score, and a better opener or reply—then share the verdict without rebuilding it in your Notes app.
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RoastRate
Verdict readyThe opener
hey stranger 👀
do I know you?
not yet but you should
Game score
23
Needs a redo
The roast
Confident idea. Delivery has the energy of a pop-up ad.
Try this instead
“Okay, I have to ask—what's your most controversial food take?”
A mock verdict, not a real user submission
The process
Three taps. Zero sugarcoating.
RoastRate keeps the joke pointed at the line, not your whole existence. You get useful feedback, a clean rewrite, and a result made to travel.
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Get the verdict
RoastRate serves a sharp, non-cruel roast and a 1–100 score for the message—not the person.
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Send better energy
Take a clearer rewrite, then turn the whole verdict into a branded Story or TikTok-ready card.
Private by default
The tea stays yours.
Nothing joins the leaderboard or leaves your screen without a clear yes from you. Before a result is shared, names, handles, phone numbers, and other personal details are automatically redacted.
Explicit opt-in
You decide if a verdict is only for you or ready for the board.
Automatic redaction
Personal details are hidden before a share card is created.
Weekly board
Worst openers. Best edits.
Anonymized submissions only. The board opens when there's enough community tea to make it worth your scroll.
This week's board
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‘hey’
1202
‘wyd’
1803
‘you up?’
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Roast first. Then choose the board.
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Your next reply could be better.
Bring the screenshot. Leave with the score, the roast, and a line with actual comeback potential.